i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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