so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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