a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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