How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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