would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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