What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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