areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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