How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
Randomize
