so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
i believe in u and ur pee
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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