Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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