party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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