yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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