My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
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