Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(561): View more from Florida

I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.

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(518): View more from New York

Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.

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(913): View more from Kansas

HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??

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(319): View more from Iowa

4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW

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(732): View more from New Jersey

This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?

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(701): View more from North Dakota

Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.

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(727): View more from Florida

Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.

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