Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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