Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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