we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Randomize
