Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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