Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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