I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Randomize
