Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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