mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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