Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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