clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
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