how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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