Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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