oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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