you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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