Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
organizing the empties. That sober.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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