I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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