I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
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