Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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