How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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