awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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