he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
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