bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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