He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
