Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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