so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
