so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
did you just send me my own nude
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
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