You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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