Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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