lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
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