I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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