At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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