Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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