Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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