My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
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