You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
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