why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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